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24/04/14 @ 06:09am

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

humansofnewyork:

"It’s important to forgive."
"Who do you have the hardest time forgiving?"
"Myself."

44,028 notes
@ 11:34pm
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sweet jesus

doujinshi:

ridge:

let me bless yalls dashboard with this video again

also this. bury me with a copy of this.

72,752 notes
@ 11:23pm
whatmariadidnext:

My suspicions are confirmed

whatmariadidnext:

My suspicions are confirmed

9,792 notes
@ 11:21pm
182,999 notes
@ 11:20pm
via:beanlover6969
source:prixcum

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

208,477 notes
@ 11:19pm
via:aeyelaeyen
source:digivolvin

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

310,241 notes
@ 10:55pm
catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body