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am i macklemore than you bargained for yet?
last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina
if i ever have identical twins, i’m naming them Juan and Ahmal so if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal
what do adult stores even sell? stock reports? briefcases? vials of liquefied youth?
further research reveals that adult stores sell absolutely none of these things
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
A Chris Evans, Chris Hemworth and Chris Pine hunger games with lots of naked wrestling and hunting and cameras in every angle possible to capture all the action
"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
For real I don’t think there has ever, not even once, actually been a single real case of a girl “pretending” to enjoy geek shit to get in some fanboy’s pants because nobody would put that much effort into impressing a guy whose standards are that babyish and laughable. It has never happened, and it never ever ever ever will. Ever.
hell, most nerd girls I know will play down their nerdery because they don’t want to attract creepy neckbeards