I was thinking about losing my virginity, but then I realized that I can’t do that. I have to be the one virgin in my friend group so that just in case we run across Satan, they can sacrifice me and save themselves.
I’d be a hero.
Somebody’s gotta do it.
■ remember like a year ago when I had a dumber URL
■ and I was funny a little
■ I'm shitting myself
|Song: Diamond Thrones|
|Album: The White Panda Mashup|
|Played 261,111 times|
■ going through my likes
■ fuck this song was my shit this summer
|Artist: The Tiny|
|Album: Close Enough|
|Played 167 times|
if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you